captain sabertooth

Captain Sabertooth is a Norwegian pirate and leader for all the death metal bands from scandinavia! People in the cold nord pay tribute to the devil by listening to his songs, like "Hiv-o-hoi snart er skatten vår"

-Let's put on some music!
-Yeah! I think Captain Sabertooth just made a new album

by big dick twins October 13, 2014

Captain's Crew

A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.

"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."

"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"

"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."

by MrTaterCat April 2, 2012

Tuna Captain

A man who skippers lots of Tuna - or has sex with a lot of women.

Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."

by MoscowRant February 14, 2012

captain curvy

Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.

Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.

Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.

Person1: what a Captain Curvy.

by RussianBear December 9, 2013

Captain Urban

The super hero who represents Urban Dictionary.
A hero has been born.

Save me Captain Urban! I'm being attacked a bunch of angry letters!
`1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop\789+adfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230.

by collinbu98 January 17, 2015

Captain Biffington

A 40 ounce of beer.

"Well I see Jookey has taken it upon himself to buy a Captain Biffington!"

by Uncle Jibbie October 18, 2009

Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.

Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.

by DaedricToast February 24, 2014