Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.
by dangerzone116 December 16, 2011
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captain d

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"
by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021
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Captain Crazy

He will kill you and sweep your clan.
Captain Crazy will kill you and sweep your clan.
by Get Wrekked August 10, 2019
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Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass
by Captains cum bucket April 27, 2020
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Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.
Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.
by baconlynn August 22, 2016
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captain galbraith

a 1970s superhero known for his sarcastic comments and flatulent dog. he was discontinued in 2003 after the character came out of the closet. He is now happily married to Robert Page
by Adam Adamson May 12, 2008
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Captain Persassy

A very youtuber (5k subs rn) that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos
Captain Persassy is so cool!
by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 19, 2021
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