Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.
Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
by Scumyscummyboi October 17, 2019
Get the Captain crunchmug. A guy with so much testosterone, heโll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: ๐ถ๐ผ
Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?
Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
Get the Captain Russiamug. Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
by fmywet87 March 17, 2016
Get the Captain Kirkmug. by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010
Get the CAPTAIN'S CRUSTmug. by Mr.Gentlemen April 20, 2022
Get the captain walshmug. by suggestions121 September 29, 2008
Get the captain fantasymug. Will is always liking things on Facebook all day long, he's basically captain like... and a bit of a cock womble
by ninja_mc_ninja_face May 18, 2017
Get the Captain Likemug.