vibe capitalist

1. An investor that invests on/in vibes;

2. or who themselves consists of pure vibes (verified by the ratio of: frequency of temp checks to t-shirts worn in said temp checks);

Notable example: Geoff Lewis, Bedrock

A vibe capitalist knows the '...importance of vibes as a counterweight to the algorithms that mediate so much of what constitutes life today.' -Geoff Lewis

by zachstarzen2021 November 8, 2021

racial capitalism

A social and economic system of removing social and economic value using markers associated with race (e.g. such as dark skin or people of African descent) while attributing social and economic value using markers associated with race (e.g., white/light skin or people of European descent).

Example - Wealth is assigned to predominately white U.S. neighborhoods at higher rates than predominately Black, Hispanic, or Latinx neighborhoods. As more middle and upper class White families move into neighborhoods (gentrification) the property values increase but the reverse happens when Black families move into formally homogenized White neighborhoods.

See Cedric Robinson and Charles Mill's work around racial capitalism.

Racial capitalism has assigned value to Whiteness in that those of European descent are often given lower interest rates on loans than those who are not.

by EquityLLC February 9, 2022

Anarcho-capitalism

Fringe, right-wing ideology of property rights, contract theory, and anti-democracy. While it uses the prefix "anarcho-" it is not accepted by other anarchist ideologies (which are far left) as valid. The only similarity is that anarcho-capitalism is against the state. However, only that is not true for all anarcho-capitalists, as some argue that the state would be allowed if it was created via contracts - as it would be anything that would not violate property rights.

Making this ideology more similar to other market fundamentalist ideologies - such as right libertarianism, neoliberalism, and minarchism.

This is anarcho-capitalism. A society where people can do anything they want even if the circumstance this system creates for them, makes them sell themselves to slavery. True freedom!

by LLexter December 29, 2022

Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice

Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?

by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023

Anti-capitalism

To liberate capital from companies that make most of their money off of an exploited workforce.

I just engaged in some anti-capitalism at Walmart and liberated some new shoes I have needed.

by Tethaella March 2, 2023

Grogu capitalism

An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.

Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."

Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."

by AhsokaTano April 11, 2023

Anarcho Capitalist

A synonym for the phrase "I'm under the age of 15"

12 year old: I am an anarcho capitalist
Me: So you're under the age of 15?

by nobruhwhy April 17, 2023