A bitch. The school whore. Makes everything everyone's problem. Makes and tells lies to make herself sound the greatest. Will cry about her boyfriend that only lasted 2 days.
by DanTheMan2343 February 10, 2022
Get the Brency mug.Something that should have been defined a while ago, the acronym BFL is a response to a semi-witty, but still obnoxious joke. In reference to Brendan Fraser's laugh at the Golden Globes.
Person A: "I am so thirsty!"
Person B: "Hello Mr. Thirsty, may I call you so..."
Person A: "BFL (Brendan Fraser Laugh)"
Person B: "Hello Mr. Thirsty, may I call you so..."
Person A: "BFL (Brendan Fraser Laugh)"
by thejokester159 June 18, 2011
Get the BFL (Brendan Fraser Laugh) mug.A Brendan is a complete faggot. With a massive cock. A Brendan is a guy that you say "being gay doesn't happen in nature" to and he will respond by fucking another man in the forest. He fuck a man and say he's not gay but yet he won't even say no honk afterwards
by Written twice April 21, 2017
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Get the Bienkowski mug.Brenda is pretty. She is also VERY sassy. Once you get to know her you will wish you never met her. She is a fake friend and talks about people behind their back.
by Brittney2.0 May 19, 2018
Get the Brenda mug.Brenda is a country bumpkin who somehow secured a partner facing role at a large Midwest company. She thinks she's hot shit because she commutes to downtown Minneapolis every day for work, but her heart (and townhouse) will always be in Coon Rapids. She has a thick Minnesotan accent, she's a little too trashy for her own good, and she's completely oblivious to it all.
If you try to do business with a Brenda, she will never be able to wrap her head around your ideas or think outside the box. She's uncomfortable with confrontation but wants to move up from middle management. She likes to attend marketing conferences each month. You can count on her making safe, cautious, and predictable business decisions. She is famous for trash-talking on conference calls because she doesn't actually know how to tell if she's on mute.
In the summer, Brenda likes to go pontoon boating with her friends. After a day in the sun throwing back cool ones, you can find her baring midriff at the local VFW. In the winter, she enjoys helping herself to company's club level Wild season tickets, where she can drink to excess, be loud, and tell strangers about her recent divorce.
If you try to do business with a Brenda, she will never be able to wrap her head around your ideas or think outside the box. She's uncomfortable with confrontation but wants to move up from middle management. She likes to attend marketing conferences each month. You can count on her making safe, cautious, and predictable business decisions. She is famous for trash-talking on conference calls because she doesn't actually know how to tell if she's on mute.
In the summer, Brenda likes to go pontoon boating with her friends. After a day in the sun throwing back cool ones, you can find her baring midriff at the local VFW. In the winter, she enjoys helping herself to company's club level Wild season tickets, where she can drink to excess, be loud, and tell strangers about her recent divorce.
Boss: This is an incredible idea, Zach. When are you pitching it?
Zach: I already did. My point of contact is being a total Brenda. We spent the first 30 minutes trying to explain Snapchat stories and didn't get through the rest of the presentation.
Zach: I already did. My point of contact is being a total Brenda. We spent the first 30 minutes trying to explain Snapchat stories and didn't get through the rest of the presentation.
by Gailthesnail247 March 18, 2017
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