Bearded weirdo

Bearded weirdo: Yuppy poser that frequents cafes wearing a scruffy beard ,a feminized shoulder purse,tight jeans,finger nail polish,total closet case that has bi-polar tendencies to either shoot heroin or suck dick,favorite activity is playing hide the salami with bros

Bearded weirdo":So what do you think of President Obama"?
Wigger;He's a tool,a puppet,a fucking joke,look how many Zionists,Wall streeters,Israelites are in positions of power
Bearded Weirdo:That's Uber not cool,there's no room for racism in the new age,i happen to love Obama
Wigger:That's because your a fucking idiot

by Burningwreckage July 15, 2016

Beard cheese

Beard cheese.

The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!

That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.

The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!

by DanK6501 November 4, 2017

Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.

When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.

by Ümbra May 25, 2004

suicide beard

Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

by Super-Extra December 14, 2008

Pussy Beard

A man's beard that smells like a vagina after performing oral on a woman.

"Babe, you need to wash your face...I can still smell your pussy beard."

by Khaleesidanaran November 4, 2015

Spearing the bearded clam

A phrase used in the place of sex

I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.

by Cres October 2, 2012

bearded

Something that is totally awesome, leet, super-cool, ragenomic, or otherwise excellent.

Guy # 1 : Im fockin hungry

Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?

Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro

by Mike Hackett May 14, 2008