Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose
by I AM BROCK!!! July 23, 2018
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Lab Monkey

Low-grade worker in a laboratory. The same kind of idea as CAD monkey, Grease monkey or Lab rat.
That Sanjay got conned into being George's lab monkey.
by ProcessMaster March 04, 2016
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Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.
Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.
by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017
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Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist
Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich
by HornetToast February 12, 2021
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Freeze the Monkey

Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.

(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")
"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"
by RandomMoron February 23, 2020
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wombat monkey

an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.
Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
by Lilrandom July 07, 2008
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