Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

Hand Cannoneering

The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."

Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.

John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.

by Dash71101 September 3, 2019

Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.

Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.

by Jbobrn September 6, 2017

fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017

muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon

When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya

by Muffcannon March 30, 2017

pill cannon

When you cum in your girl and you don't want the kid. The male precedes to take out a plan B from his wallet, and puts it in the it of his dick. And then analy fucks her until the pill pops out of the tip and into the Girls rectum.

Hey bro I just had to pill cannon this bitch because I don't want a kid.

by Burnyburn May 20, 2017