Skip to main content

Cannon

noun.

Kăn ən

Cannon is an uncommon name for a short, average weight, and sometimes angry person. However, they can also be kind, thoughtful, and defensive towards relatives. They generally like FPS games, and watch Naruto. They love good sauce, and are not too picky. They make crushes into girlfriends, though, so be wise not to let a Cannon near a girl you are interested in...
Will: Oh, Cannon, why do you have a girlfriend and not me? Im literally older than you.

Cannon: Im not homeschooled, Will.

Will: Oh, yeah...
by Whoamiacrazerson March 14, 2020
mugGet the Cannonmug.

Big Cannons

Term used to describe a female with a pair of large breasts.

The term was coined by Kenny Powers in the HBO show Eastbound and Down when referring to his ex lover (April Buchanon) who possessed a pair of large breasts.
“Hey Big Cannons (April), who’s the new dude?”
by T C Ellis May 22, 2025
mugGet the Big Cannonsmug.

Ho cannon

1. A title given to females of clearly promiscuous and disrespectful natures, so much so to the extent that one could aim and fire their promiscuous tendencies much like a cannon.
If the 2003 film, Master and Commander, were of a pornographic nature, they would be firing ho cannons instead of actual cannons.

"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
by WordslingerGun January 30, 2010
mugGet the Ho cannonmug.

silk cannon

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles
by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023
mugGet the silk cannonmug.

Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.
"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"
by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008
mugGet the Dusche-Cannonmug.

Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan
My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it
by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020
mugGet the Mr. Cannonmug.

cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.
In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
by QuacksO September 17, 2022
mugGet the cannonizemug.

Share this definition