When a guy acts like an asshole to a girl, then later feels bad about it and apologizes. Typically the apology is more about him needing to feel better than about her. Once forgiven, he is given a blank slate, thereby more asshole deeds can be done.
Carrie: "So, get this...David e-mailed me out of the blue and apologized for blowing me off that night."
Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"
Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."
Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"
Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."
by Papacskillz January 17, 2008
Get the asshole's remorsemug. the button on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.
used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.
also known as the 'fuck you button'
used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.
also known as the 'fuck you button'
"I've been trying to call Lisa, but she keeps pressing the asshole button"
"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."
"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."
by fashionyourseatbelt November 20, 2007
Get the asshole buttonmug. Sitting in your Maybach with the seat leaned back and the system bumping, puffing on a purple blunt while getting road dome and using your specially added smokescreen device to dodge the police.
by vista and zoon February 7, 2010
Get the Sitting in the Assholemug. A type of shirt where the Collar and possibly the Cuffs are white and the body of the shirt is colored (blue, etc). Originated from the desire to be seen as both "White Collar" and aware of fashion trends. Predominantly worn by investment bankers, asshole bosses, frat boys, and those who wish to display, but do not actually have, money.
Notable perpetrators include: Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) and Ken Lay (Enron)
Notable perpetrators include: Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) and Ken Lay (Enron)
That guy wore his Asshole Collar out to the bar with jeans, what a douche.
I started my new job today and I could tell my boss will be a real prick by his Asshole Collar.
Look at those frat boys wearing Asshole Collars as if they had a job and didn't live off mommy and daddy.
I started my new job today and I could tell my boss will be a real prick by his Asshole Collar.
Look at those frat boys wearing Asshole Collars as if they had a job and didn't live off mommy and daddy.
by Camelsah October 28, 2009
Get the Asshole Collarmug. by Johnny Christmas September 17, 2003
Get the open assholemug. a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think
b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think
c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied
b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think
c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied
He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.
He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.
"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs
He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.
"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs
by atomicsteambunny March 24, 2006
Get the talking assholemug. Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.
Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
by YevYev March 3, 2011
Get the Random Assholesmug.