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zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.
OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
by Poompi March 31, 2016
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Street Zombies

Crack - addicted people that walk into traffic aimlessly, contorting their limbs and faces - to ask for money or drugs.
Hey, turn left here, it's a short cut.

No way man, it's full of street zombies.
by Ditzlexic January 3, 2016
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Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.
Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!
by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019
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Zombie Butt

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.
For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!
by Skiddy Marx April 26, 2019
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Zombie-Dicking

1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.
1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."
by CheddarMember December 21, 2019
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Grid-zombie

Grid-zombie- A human being that fears "deautomatization" and continues, constantly in the habitual psychological structures that organize, limit, select, and interpret perceptual stimuli. I.e.; limiting one's self to a very confined "comfort zone" of location and behavior. See: Steel cocoon.
I traveled 6,000 miles on foot and by thumb, from one end of this land to the other, sleeping in the woods, while all you grid-zombies traveled 12,000 miles, in your rolling, steel, cages in a 7.5 mile radius from your steel cocoons.
by kdelik May 23, 2019
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zombie beast

hacker lol
annoying
likes to be mean
that guy zombie beast is so annoying
did you hear about what he did to her minecraft world?
by brookiecookiethepillow May 27, 2019
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