A person who's life revolves around being in the gym and letting everyone know there in the gym. This person likes to perform sex acts with the weights and make sure everyone on there social networking site knows about it by doing nothing but talk about it as well as upload pictures of it. Probably found wearing a piece of cotton as a vest as well as to clean there selves up after the sex act, and maybe even uses there decathlon pumps as protection.
Guy 1 - "Hey did you see that photo Ron uploaded of him making out with a 70K hand weight last night"
Guy 2 - "Yeah hes such a gym wanker
Guy 2 - "Yeah hes such a gym wanker
by NoWan69 February 28, 2012
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It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.
It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.
by facebookwanker January 20, 2011
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"I just bought a new BMW."
"Well, aren't you wanker danker!"
or
"Steve lives in a gated community."
"Oh, so he lives in wanker danker-ville?"
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or
"Steve lives in a gated community."
"Oh, so he lives in wanker danker-ville?"
by "Definintely Not Wanker Danker Kate" May 18, 2006
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Get the Bubba Wenke mug.A term of endearment for someone who has just given you a shit job or made you look like a cunt, usually said under your breath or out of earshot of the offending party,
by Fieryjack October 12, 2006
Get the Dog Wanker mug.the american verison of the british insult "lousy wanker". It is mainly used by douchebag creeps that want to appear cool to there friends (if any), but mainly just look gay.
Today, a fat creep at my school called me a lowsy wanker, becuase apperantly he didn't know how to spell "lousy wanker". That day everyone ay my school beat him up.
by John Dwyer March 22, 2009
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A card-wanker will usually insist that the benefits of not carrying cash justify their 'card-wanker' status but this is a fallacy.
Card wankers will generally need to go to the cash point before nights out or when purchasing items from places that don't accept cards but will typically only draw enough to cover what they think they will spend which is usually slighly less than they actually need resulting in a second visit to the ATM.
A card-wanker will usually insist that the benefits of not carrying cash justify their 'card-wanker' status but this is a fallacy.
Card wankers will generally need to go to the cash point before nights out or when purchasing items from places that don't accept cards but will typically only draw enough to cover what they think they will spend which is usually slighly less than they actually need resulting in a second visit to the ATM.
Example 1
Paul: Why is it that there always a queue at the checkout when you're in a rush?
Dave: Yeah, I know.
Paul: And the guy in front of me always turns out to be a card wanker.
Dave: I'm paying on card.
Paul: Why?
Dave: I don't have any cash on me.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
Example 2
Paul: Anyone up for a pint after work?
Dave: Yeah, I'll go but I need to go to the ATM first.
Paul: It's a pint, It'll cost you less that a fiver.
Dave: I don't have any cash.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
Paul: Why is it that there always a queue at the checkout when you're in a rush?
Dave: Yeah, I know.
Paul: And the guy in front of me always turns out to be a card wanker.
Dave: I'm paying on card.
Paul: Why?
Dave: I don't have any cash on me.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
Example 2
Paul: Anyone up for a pint after work?
Dave: Yeah, I'll go but I need to go to the ATM first.
Paul: It's a pint, It'll cost you less that a fiver.
Dave: I don't have any cash.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
by cptchopper79 March 18, 2012
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