Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

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the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.

Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!

by a guy at wwphs$ June 12, 2017

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granular vaginitis

A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.

"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."

by Redsnowflake March 23, 2010

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vaginal death

death by something entering the vagina

i.e : tampon (toxic sock syndrome)

‘how did she die?❤️ 🔥💔💀’

‘something in her vagina killed her 😔’

‘her toxic ex stabbed her while they were having angry reunion sex ?????😳😱🤭’

‘no 🤔😐 it was a tampon 🩸🍑🕊💀😵☠️🏴 ☠️🪦’

‘VAGINAL DEATH ?!’ 😣😢

by olivia s July 29, 2021

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