At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn June 13, 2011
When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure
by Mrdevilunicorn November 11, 2015
I was so scarred after I walked in on my roomate , while her and her boyfriend was doing the unicorn glitter.
by Joker_Girl42 December 21, 2016
by Working For It March 08, 2016
by sjm89 November 05, 2012
Any dog of bully breed origin, American Pit Bull Terrier, American Bully, American Staffordshire Terrier....( frequently seen in the Ghetto ) sporting a flashy coat color...EXAMPLES : BLUE and any variation, TRI COLORED( any shade), MERLE(any shade).
by Asshatkennels December 03, 2017
When someone talks about something that no relevance to the current topic of conversation, or when someone talks about a topic that no one cares about or makes no sense. This originates from a conversation with a young child who instead of answering the legit question from an adult started talking about unicorns.
Person 1: It’s really cold outside today, maybe we should go shopping tomorrow.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.