twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.

He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.

by TheTLang April 9, 2019

A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023

Russian Twist

While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.

-RegisteredSexOffender

"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."

by Registered_Sex_Offender January 16, 2021

Twisted

To be twacked. Meth high. refers to twisting meth pipe

Damn im so twisted off that dope

by Fated to pretend mgmt April 18, 2020

pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

twisted feltch

It's like a regular feltch, but with a crazy straw instead.

During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.

by Wisest Unicorn March 4, 2010

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011