Hobbema holy twist

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door

I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023

peach twist

When someone eats your ass while giving you a reach around.

My girlfriend said if I took a shower she’d give me a peach twist!

by Family guy hank December 16, 2023

peach twist

When you lick a guys ass while giving a reach around hand job

My girl was naughty while giving me a peach twist.

by Family guy hank December 17, 2023

twist the fuck off

To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.

Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.

She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.

While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.

Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."

by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023

Thunder Twist

When 2 dudes ride 2 up on a Honda Goldwing while drinking a Bud Light.

John: "Hey did you see those guys riding that Goldwing?"
Bob: "Yeah, they did the thunder twist"

by Surfer Brooo April 13, 2023

ThE tWiSt

a corkscrew on a roller coaster; most prevalently the corkscrew on Afterburn

My favorite part of the ride is definitely ThE tWiSt! I love that; that’s my favorite part.

by Monsieur Lawton April 15, 2023