When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020
A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.
Also see bog wog
Also see bog wog
by Tyrone woglington December 02, 2012
I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.
by The Lust Of Russ February 23, 2018
The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.
Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
by 001girl August 18, 2015
I gotta scrub out my car man, I hit the curb this morning on the way to work and spilled a to go toilet
by BathroomSniper January 18, 2017
When you have faith in the toilet that you are using that it will be able to flush everything away and not get blocked up due to overloading.
I have toilet faith that my toilet won't get blocked even with huge loads. However, I have no toilet faith in the ability of your toilet to deal with my excrement.
by Maru the internet sensation August 23, 2011
by ethab April 16, 2015