Christen the toilet

When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel

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Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020
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Toilet Tyrone

A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.

Also see bog wog
God dam toilet Tyrone sprayed me with old spice, i am never going to smash any pasty now.
by Tyrone woglington December 02, 2012
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toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet
I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.
by The Lust Of Russ February 23, 2018
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Toilet Stalker

The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.
Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
by 001girl August 18, 2015
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to go toilet

Any receptical that can be used to capture human waste whilst on "the go"
I gotta scrub out my car man, I hit the curb this morning on the way to work and spilled a to go toilet
by BathroomSniper January 18, 2017
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Toilet Faith

When you have faith in the toilet that you are using that it will be able to flush everything away and not get blocked up due to overloading.
I have toilet faith that my toilet won't get blocked even with huge loads. However, I have no toilet faith in the ability of your toilet to deal with my excrement.
by Maru the internet sensation August 23, 2011
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toilet butter

When one rub shit all over the seat of the toilet and someone sits on it
Some put toilet butter on the seat and I got it on my ass
by ethab April 16, 2015
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