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Vegan

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What are you Vegan private?
by Beowulf210 August 5, 2023
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Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
by Sniderbee February 9, 2014
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Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.
Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.
by sensei10 July 22, 2021
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Vegan Spitroast

A Spitroast performed by two women wearing strap-ons. A meatless spitroast.
James so blackout drunk with his lesbian roommate, and her girlfriend, that they ended up Vegan Spitroasting him.
by Meatless Virgin May 12, 2021
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Vegan Pancake

A style of hanging lifeless breast tissue often on display at ancient hippy gatherings. Also seen in certain tribal women.
Hey Zajonce - look at that chicks vegan pancakes!

Z: I'd rather not - they are hanging like week old balloons.
by Dr DF September 2, 2017
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Vegan

An angry white woman with very little common sense, usually called Ms Kadie.
Or someone refraining from consuming animal products and animal byproducts.
"CHANGE YOUR RELIGION FOR THE VEGAN TEACHER"

pls help me I'm vegan
by Quackss October 31, 2020
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Vegan Tit for tat

Whilst tossing a vegan males salad he tittyfucks his female partner.
Me and Tolliver did a sick ass vegan tit for tat on the autumnal equinox!
by reverenddogman January 13, 2021
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