Trendy depression

When a person says they "have deppression" (or anxiety or any mental illness) just to get attention, they'll say stuff like "I'm depressed!" And "I'm gonna kill myself" because being sad and lonely is apparently trendy and they can't make friends any other way. They normally don't understand that there are actually people on this planet who actually struggle with that stuff and pretending to have a mental illness is childish and rude. These people will post stuff on their Twitter depressing quotes about heartbreak and being sad, it normally sounds something like "had my heart broken so many times I forgot how it feels when it's put together." They're normally try to one up people's circumstances with shit that has never happened to them

Person: I got in a big fight withy mom
These bitches: I hate my mom!
Person: life is really tough right now
Kid with trendy depression: I fucking hate life I'm gonna kill myself

by Cokezero12 December 01, 2019

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depression&anxiety

they fell in love & tryna figure it out together

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Tumbling Depression

When you are half crippled from depression. A level up from Crippling Depression.

"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't noodles at Walmart."

by Random but not really November 30, 2017

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Crippling Depression

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I have crippling depression.

by Ido1134 December 06, 2017

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Crippling depression

Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.

-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.

by Docta Doomsday November 22, 2021

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