They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.
by TOMALLIUMS December 22, 2022
Get the Tom and Nynxmug. by UncleMelvin September 25, 2020
Get the Original Tommug. The sexual act of inserting a Zooper Dooper into your asshole, clinching it with your cheeks, then proceeding to pass it into your lover's mouth.
Originally named for internet memelord Tom Jerkin.
Originally named for internet memelord Tom Jerkin.
by Big Cheex April 27, 2020
Get the Tom Jerkinmug. its when he's had a lamb roast th night before. When you go down to taste that starfish, there are spiders legs so long, you can taste the cheese fermented double cooked, triple serving ate, extra peppered and seasoned remnants that the body is excreeting out.
by tomtom666 June 20, 2021
Get the toms holemug. The Indian god of war and sex. Amal tom gets all of the bitches but he doesn't want anyone to know so he pretends to study
by Facts4432 April 7, 2022
Get the Amal Tommug. by St.Gregory April 21, 2022
Get the tom wambsgansmug. by Ur mum gay ur granny tranny May 13, 2018
Get the tom clowesmug.