Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.

Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.

by gregben February 07, 2022

tom clowes

Big fat nigga mostly likes banana

Tom Clowes is obsessed with banana

by Ur mum gay ur granny tranny March 20, 2018

Tom The Dev

Developer who thinks he is actually good at developing, even though he is actually terrible.... and eats pasta and mayonnaise

Tom The Dev? That nonce? Yeah I heard he's a greasy fuck.

by xNameless69 October 07, 2020

Tom Jerkin

The sexual act of inserting a Zooper Dooper into your asshole, clinching it with your cheeks, then proceeding to pass it into your lover's mouth.

Originally named for internet memelord Tom Jerkin.

"Was with an Aussie luv last night, gave her the ol' Tom Jerkin and she went bloody wild!"

by Big Cheex April 27, 2020

Tom and Nynx

They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.

Wow, Tom and Nynx are really gay.

by TOMALLIUMS December 22, 2022

Tom Bound

When one acts spin ones dog with physical abuse for no reason and posts t on a social media website

"My dog kept on barking so I tom bound it one"

by Tom Bound November 20, 2016

Tom latham

Is a bender who can’t talk properly and has a gay laugh looks like a hairy toe and is very gay normally works at mcdonalds of us a bus driver

Your a Tom Latham your a bender

by Joshua Jones hahah Tom April 09, 2019