pop tots

A child of a Pop Tart

My wife Pop Tart gave birth to three Pop Tots

by 92838448484 January 29, 2017

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Pedi Titus

The feet of the titty, titty foot

"Fuck me in the Pedi Titus." - a legend

by tomsspidey August 7, 2017

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hunter tousignant

A walking boner

I have a hunter Tousignant with my boyfriend/girlfriend

by Tooz1996 April 19, 2018

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Thot Tots

Pre pubescent thots ranging between the ages of 12-15.

These Freshman are all thot tots, seniors can't keep their skeney swipers of them.

by GrammaticallyIncorrectNards January 14, 2019

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This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

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