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Mafia

What I call homo-sapiens who slept with a fish one inside their throat.
Person 1: Hey, have you ever had a fishbone stuck in your throat?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia" now.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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What I call people who sell their electronics for dates.
Person 1: Do you sell your electronics?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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what i call homo-sapiens who shave before sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Do you shave before sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia"
by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Do you shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"
by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025
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Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
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Mafia meteor

...overnight (red-eye) flight from Las Vegas to the Midwest or east coast in the 1960s and 1970s with organized crime members transporting money skimmed from casino receipts to the heads of the organized crime families pirmarily in Chicago, Newark, and New York.

Can also apply to the connecting flights from Chicago to Newark/New York after the overnight flight from Las Vegas.
...the bagmen were on the mafia meteor on Sunday night.
by Bertpeters1 August 3, 2025
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Mafia

UEFA MAFIA
by Navnnavnesen September 9, 2025
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