You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

by killacrip August 12, 2021

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Eagles

Eagles are the amazing students at William Howard Taft High School located in Chicago Illinois. Taft is a world class High School recognized by US News and World Reports as one of the best high schools in the nation. It is best known for the birthplace of the movie GREASE written by Jim Jacobs who attended Taft in the late 50's and early 60's. Taft is also known for an alumnus named Terry Kath who was the lead singer and founded the band, CHICAGO.

Have you heard about the Eagles? They are the students at Taft High School who love their school so much they never want to leave. The Eagles are also known to always get to school by 7:30 a.m.

by Eagle 58 September 21, 2019

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

Red Eagle Politics

A Trump sycophant prominent in Election Twitter. He is consistently wrong and is ridiculed by both ConET and the libs. Has a thinning layer of public hair on his head and the appearance of a cross between a pale Vietnamese grandma and an incel.

Did you see what Red Eagle Politics said about that election? He had a completely wrong prediction!

by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025

Eagle Boost

When a really patriotic (USA) person takes steroids

Jim: Wow, Steve! I didn't know you Eagle Boost?
Steve: Yup! I like to show my patriotism and be buff at the same time.

by _ur nan_ June 24, 2016

Majestic Eagle

A beautiful creature who lives life with a passion and purpose. Ducks, eagles, pandas, cows, and people are the only creatures that can be nicknamed this phrase.

Wow that guys like a Majestic Eagle!

by Im not racist I have a colorTV January 4, 2017