Taylor Swift

writes songs about her ex-boyfriends
old news

he got screwed over by Taylor swift

by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

Taylor Swifting

To drag your ass along the ground like a dog as a type of meme.

Q. Hey what are you going to do tonight Ralph?

A. Oh, I think i'm going to go Taylor Swifting with Ron and Linda.

by example1 August 23, 2012

Flipped The Switch

When you are preforming anal sex and go a little to deep. This deep penetration may cause you to hit a special spot. When this spot is touched she will start defecating everywhere. When this happens you have flipped the switch.

"I was pounding this dumb dingy bitch when I flipped the switch. Shit got rugged."

or

"Dude, shut the fuck up or I'll flip your switch!"

by Kranus January 27, 2007

switch

A word describing a girl who has the characteristics of a Slut, Whore, and a Bitch. (S)lut + (W)hore + B(itch) = SWITCH.

Dang, that girl Monique is such a Switch!

by jackmichelletyler August 17, 2007

Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Taylor Swift

A wanna-be country singer who just writes a catchy little pop song and digitally adds banjos and fiddles. Also someone who I used to listen to when I young until my father started playing his favorite bands.

Radio: It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log~

12 year old me: *looks at ipod full of taylor swift and disney stars*

12 year old me: Fuck this shit *throws over shoulder*

by cutoffattheknees December 23, 2012

the switcharoo

when a male's dick size is impident and cannot pleasure the vaginal entrance. the male will pelvic thrust and quickly replace his penis with a larger penis shaped object; still giving the same effect.

ryon's dick was useless to the female sex so he commonly uses the switcharoo to pleasure his partner

by tbizle July 31, 2008