balls of stone

Courageous, manly.

100 haunted places you would visit if you had balls of stone

by SunnyNicks June 13, 2016

Stuper stoned

So stubidly HIGH that the only way to describe your feeling is to say it as fast as possible. So. Super. Stupid high. ALL IN ONE ! Score! Asnore! Zzzz

Super stoned what the f*** do you put in the s*** cuz I'm stupid and I'm stoned stuper stoned is for the elders.

by Stuper stoned June 7, 2019

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

Cheap stone

Someone who has a very low tolerance to Marijuana.

Wow Jack is a cheap stone. He took two hits and he was baked for days.

by jackerinoflino July 3, 2017

Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.

Yeah I kind of stone called you.

by bb+af November 22, 2011

Tennessean Stone

Trying to ejaculated while passing a kidney stone, creating a bloody semen mixture.

I was passing a Tennessean Stone last night.

by CrispyCris12035 October 16, 2021

sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.

My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.

by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019