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Nowadays, with people who focus on just breaking records or mindless stats, the focus on why people came up with sports in the first place is lost. A group of kids with no pads and no formal rules getting together to play sports in a neighborhood is less likely to end up with any serious injuries than in pro sports, especially when kids know they're going to see each other again on a regular basis, in case the kid with the chip on his/her shoulder is thinking about breaking some bones and taking another kid out for an extended time, or in case another kid is thinking about hiding out for an extended time over an overextended ankle or sore thumb.
People who want people to focus on mindless stats or broken records are missing the point of why there are sports in the first place. Superheroes don't exist, so the point of sports is not to become one.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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Sports Weeb

A person who is obsessively devoted to sports in the same way anime fans (weebs) are devoted to Japanese culture. This includes memorizing stats, obsessing over team rosters, passionately debating players, and treating sports events like sacred rituals. Often exhibits behaviors strikingly similar to stereotypical anime fans—just with fantasy leagues and highlight reels instead of waifus and fan subs.

Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.
"He knows every stat for every quarterback since 1998. Total sports weeb."

"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."
by KEKW666 May 13, 2025
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Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.
"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!
by gdub1956 November 1, 2016
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Sport a green

The act of giving a Newport or some other type of high grade menthol to someone else
Can you sport a green for me big dawg?
by RoddyNotRichYet September 22, 2020
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AE sports

AE sports is the opposite of EA sports, you are guaranteed to want to play or discover the new AE sports. The founder of AE sports is names 'Ash Kasadra' who tends to make funny jokes and play around all day, wasting his life on video games such as 'roblox'. AE sports is a meme which you get fat which is the opposite of fit where in EA sports you are supposed to stay fit.
AE sports is such a pog game.
by (ó﹏ò。) March 5, 2021
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sports

naisha, myiesha, rayma, aribah
naisha, myiesha, rayma, and aribah are sports
by anonymous November 3, 2020
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sports crazy

Erick is a sports crazy although he does not have a lot of money, he is traveling to see the game of his favorite soccer team.
by gusygu888 October 1, 2017
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