Soccer

t h e b e s t s p o r t e v e r.

SOCCER SUCKS

No u
Holy crap I've lost this war.

by MAV3RICK_10 July 13, 2022

kai's soccer ball

a type of firearm shaped like a soccer ball

i used kai's soccer ball on my local school

by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025

Rage Soccer Player

A rage soccer player is a girl/boy who is a slut or a fuckboy who think they are better then everyone else.

Stay away from the rage soccer players they will screw you over!

by Goalzzzzz123 March 22, 2017

Kiss a soccer girl day

On November 14th it is kiss a soccer girl day

Hello, fellow soccer player, guess what day it is? It is *drumroll* kiss a soccer girl day!!! *trumpets start playing a fanfare*

by Potatoman2006 November 12, 2019

Soccer girls

Strong and powerful athlete who goes after what she want and when she falls she gets back up and tries again. Sometimes she needs words of encouragement but she is very talented and beautiful she hates her hair down it’s always in a ponytail.

Those soccer girls are so cool

by Soccer#10 December 8, 2022

Soccer

Supposed to be a great sport, but everyone who plays is too cocky and stuck up for their own good.

Person 1: have you seen ... I think she plays soccer
Person 2: ya its obvious she's way too cocky and annoying, I don't want to be around her

by _Makaela April 18, 2019

Soccer mom

An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.

Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!

Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.

Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!

by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020