Cunt Smoker

Someone who smokes a blunt through their vagina

"Let me hit that blunt"
"Are you sure it has been in my pussy"
"Ok never mind you fucking cunt smoker"

by the walking DICKtionary October 14, 2016

Dick Smoker

Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).

They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!

Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."

Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*

Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!

Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.

by thekingtiger February 21, 2021

breath of fresh smoke

relief or happiness caused by one smoking weed that finally

isnt bad.

man this shit is a real breath of fresh smoke after all that reg.

by svender legs July 8, 2011

Lost in the Smoke

A state of confusion, indecision, uncertainty or misinterpretation.

Vicky told me she didn't think she did very well on her recent job interview. When the interviewer asked why she thought she would be the best candidate for the job, she said she got lost in the smoke and couldn't think of any good answers.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? October 17, 2019

smoke and reloke

A shady situation which typically involves girls that do not have anything to smoke. They will call a friend (usually you) come over to smoke and then promptly leave within the hour. You will be left with a lighter sack and blue balls.

Horse face came over last night to chill. I was trying to spit some game but all she did was smoke and reloke! DAMN

by Chode McMasterson May 24, 2011

sometimes you just gotta smoke

To explain your actions when you are caught high at 8:00am.

"Hahaha...What the fuck are you doing 'sucking down' bongs at this hour?"
"Man, Sometimes yo' jus' gotsta smoke."

by Diego September 11, 2003

coken and smoken

The art of using marijuana to get a relaxed chill, while sniffing cocaine at the same time. A definate at-form, if you ask the right people.

Ed: "Yeah dude, I guess I'll come over..
Ken: "sniffle" "cough"
Ed: Aww man, you coken and smoken again?

by smokennotcoken July 18, 2009