shrek

god

shrek is god

by THESKEETERRIDER March 29, 2023

Sexy shrek kaka

I sexy shrek kaka is when your partner girl/boy is doesn’t matter shits in your mouth and you smear it all over your body while singing I’m a believer

I just gave your great grandmother a sexy shrek kaka last night it was SOO hawt

by Possumssssss January 29, 2022

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

Shrek

Your lookalike

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure

by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019

shrek

He picks up girls everywhere

oh yeah, im dating shrek.
no way me too

by iemontine April 12, 2022

Shrek

Our lord and savior,

He demands onion sacrifices

Person 1: When would we see Shrek?
Person 2: December 25, 2020

by ShrekLuver69420 December 20, 2020

Shrek

The Greatest of all time. PERIODT

Dude: Yo have you seen shrek
Baylen Levine: Are you kidding, shrek is my DAD

by swaggydawg69 August 5, 2019