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Squid

A person who has absolutely no care for their personal health or wellbeing whilst on a motorcycle. They are usually but not limited to being young and inexperienced in riding but still gets a turbo hayabusa they found for 4k off Craigslist or eBay as a "project bike" to "grow into" and like to think that the are the reincarnation of the lord Rossi himself. They are usually in packs on the long straights of the highway with shorts and t shirt as their only means of safety. The common bikes for a squid are; any 1000 cc or 600cc inline 4 supersport, high displacement naked bikes, turbo hayabusas that look like they're gonna go up in flames if the throttle is open more than 60 %
Panigale rider " did you here about Kyle ? "

Fireblade rider " no what happened"

Panigale rider " he flew over a crash barrier at 186 mph on his r6 and wrapped around a tree "

Fireblade rider " that's the way of a squid, lord Rossi's thirst is quenched "
by Pussymuncher 6000 July 20, 2023
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Squid

Someone who sucks at gaming. Tries sucking you into their way of winning.
He’s a squid. He just hides behind block and back pedals till he can use his combo.
by Ninjagambit October 18, 2025
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Squid

Hey you squid, get your dick out of the toaster.
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squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper
teacher i did my work cough *squid work*
by danny manny fanny May 2, 2022
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squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.
Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.
by Caution:JaZz January 15, 2017
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SQUID GAMES!!!!

"Uncle Ben, what happened?" Spider-Man says. "SQUID GAMES!!!!"
by Wifebeater27wasTaken January 16, 2025
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Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.
"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019
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