spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
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spaghetti pants

When you are out of underwear and you have to be creative so you take spaghetti and turn them into underwear
Out of underwear, damn… I know I’ll make spaghetti pants
by Mrpenguin662 October 11, 2021
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spaghetti code

An slang used in computer science for when a programmer writes an extremely low quality code.
Come on, dude! How am I supposed to work on this spaghetti code?
by codemiro February 05, 2024
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spaghetti map

This department is like a spaghetti map
by Jmart86 November 10, 2020
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spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded
This department is like a spaghetti map
by Jmart86 November 10, 2020
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molten-spaghetti

A term for when someones crotch has been burned
"Man, that guy put his dick in a fire place!"

"That's a sure way to get molten-spaghetti"
by Dm20Rouge January 22, 2024
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spaghetti pie

do you guys want spaghetti pie for dinner?
by uwuinator August 21, 2019
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