Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023

The Soggy Weiner Game

Similar to the soggy bisquit game. But with women. The first woman get a frozen solid hotdog then masturbates with it to orgasm. Then passes it to the next who does the same. Who ever pulls out the limp weiner (defrosted) must eat it.

Oh man, I heard Cheryl had to eat the weiner after playing The Soggy Weiner Game last night.

by Osiris007 December 26, 2023

soggy mailbox

I bet you expected this to be a dick joke

LOL

Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary:

by L.t.r89 December 26, 2023

Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.

I gave my best friend a Soggy Nelson

by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024

Soggy Wombat

A delicious shot dedicated to the magestic and beautiful wombat when he is in his element, in the midst of summer, rolling in a muddy puddle.

Kahlua, spiced rum/grand mariner (depending on preference) with a baileys float.

Let’s get this party started with some Soggy Wombats

by FaerieKween December 17, 2023

soggy socks

me after walking on water

(i am jesusa)

ay i have such soggy socks rn

why?

lefman.

by kaydooo December 13, 2022