Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022

Shrimp

A shrimp is an adjective, noun, verb, or whatever the fuck you want it to be. It can be used in a good or bad way and can never be used wrongly or too much

Damn, that nigga lookin like a shrimp with his shrimpy self

by Shrimpydev69 March 6, 2018

shrimp cage

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage

Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”

by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

to shrimp

verb meaning to lay down in a position where put your head as close to your torso as possible, meanwhile your legs are joined and stretched and arms are holding your knees from behind. this position resembles the shape of a shrimp. cats are particularly good at shrimping.

bro i wish to shrimp as hard as my cat can
my back hurts from yesterday's shrimping session

by kajulindA January 18, 2021

Shrimp cocktail

While receiving a foot job, a pinky toe is quickly inserted into the rectum.

She gave me a shrimp cocktail while she was jacking me off with her feet.

by Shrimper 911 November 18, 2023

Three pounds of shrimp

When a girl has a large ass.

Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!

by Error219 March 4, 2023

just put the shrimp on the barbie

derived from the gen z line "just put the fries in the bag", this is the Australian version of it.

Crikey cunt! you really got nothing throughout the entire arvo... just put the shrimp on the barbie and let the roos hop to us mate.

by vidi September 17, 2025