Russian Fold

When you get hit in the dick when your are fully erect and your dick folds in half as a result. Can also result from when a bitch is riding you cowgirl style and falls off like an autistic cunt and bends your dick in half as she falls.

Richard: "Did you just get hit in the dick?"
Steve: "Yeah that bitch gave me a Russian fold"

by 69gay69 January 11, 2017

russian top

the act of putting a womans legs behind her head and sitting her up for cowgirl
when she is set up spin her around

i russian topped you mom

by C.A.Nicholson March 13, 2011

russian bbq

When a force of unsupported armoured vehicles enters an urban area and are subsequently destroyed by enemy infantry.

Ukrainian soldiers destroyed an entire column of tanks in Donbas, it was a Russian BBQ.

by Cana(Dan) July 15, 2023

russian throwback

When a guy cums inside of a girl and she takes the cum that is dripping out of her and throws it in the guys face.

He was being such a dick all night so I had to give him a Russian Throwback.

by Miss Beaverhoussen May 12, 2014

russian poolett

The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.

Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.

by 2ace September 19, 2017

Russian Column

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.

Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.

by DirtSticks March 8, 2022

hardcore russian

Someone who rides grrizly Bears instead of cars and owns 100 Ak 47s. Someone who is a beast and drinks vodka instead of water.

The hardcore Russian tackled the grizzly bear and mounted it, then flew away to Mother Russia

by Burt pimpin January 20, 2015