ass planet

An ass which is so large, that a probe or spaceship could land on it.
An ass planet is dangerous, that you may get captured or lured into the ravein by the serpent turd.
The only way to escape the crevice is if the serpent releases his methane-esque fumes, which escape at a rate high enough to compel you into deep space.
An ass planet does not have an atmosphere, the only thing surrounding it is the fumes it has excreted from its core.

NASA has discovered a habitable planet, the ass planets! They are round, foul-smelling, squishy planets. Many think that when we achieve landing, we may lick the hole beneath the poopy anus crater!

by Le squigger of bottles December 27, 2016

Thomas plane

A paedophile usually on probation for rape.

Look out for a thomas plane!

by Wilfred the henge geez September 30, 2018

lucid planet

A fucking kick-ass band!!!

Did you listen to the new Lucid Planet album?
Yes and It is fucking awesome

by 3horneddevil November 17, 2020

Pepe planet

A discord server that is growing very fast and is really big and has alot of Givaways in dank memer and alot of heist in dank memer

Hey did you join Pepe Planet?

by Liaammm June 7, 2021

captain planet

a gay ass satanic/communist cartoon

captain planet is the devil

by I fart on Ted Turner's nose March 3, 2005

snakes on a plane

The 2006 summer movie that served as the beginning of the end for Samuel L Jackson's acting career.

"Did you see Samuel L Jackson in that movie 'Snakes on a Plane?' That motherfucker must be spending too much time with Bobby, Whitney, and their glass dick!"

by kevhanel September 8, 2006

Planked

A different way of saying "You got owned."

Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"

by MisterUnnamed April 11, 2009