A person who you've developed a crush on, but 'plan' is in the name because you have another crush. It's basically their code name.
by yoongae September 17, 2017
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023
A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.
Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol
Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol
Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
by randomnig2028 December 03, 2024
planning in terms of management is, setting out everything that needs to be done to reach a certain goal.
by mistress3 March 05, 2022
In Japanese adult video (JAV), Planning (as a tag or category) is a common translation of the word "kikaku" (企画). This refers to videos that feature a plan, game, or prank that results in the sex scene taking place. This does not necessarily mean that the scenario depicted in a Planning video involves rape, drugging, deception, mind control, or the like. A better translation might be "situation" (cf. situation comedy), because the video features some thin plot or story that leads to the sex, rather than the more typical sort of setup for a video.
SNIS-789 is a Planning video in which the story involves the director supposedly interviewing fans of the actress in adult video stores so she can learn what fans really think about her.
by theelite1 January 14, 2023
A plan which contains the strategy in which the business expects to achieve their goals. It is usually a subsidiary of the business plan.
Person 1: Dude, how's that marketing plan coming along?
Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.
Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.
Person 2: Did you say something?
Person 1: Nope
Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.
Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.
Person 2: Did you say something?
Person 1: Nope
by Ashton Knight January 07, 2014