positive

utter; complete (used for emphasis).

"it's a positive delight to see you"

by Arminkshipper July 26, 2025

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

The Ouroboros Position

A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.

Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.

Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.

This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.

hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.

by Coffantasy September 18, 2025

the 67 position

The sexual act of a woman making a 6 with her hand to stroke a man as he makes a seven with 3 fingers (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and fingers her for 6-7 minutes.

Man: Your six was so good.
Woman: Your seven was incredible.
Man: this was best 67 ive ever had!
Mason: 6-7!!

- the 67 position -

by Nōtarin September 27, 2025

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 20, 2025

It wouldn't invalidate my position

If I did.

Hym "It wouldn't invalidate my position if I did. So not super relevant. Like, I wrote a whole thing about the incoherence of externally imposed karmic empathy and the faulty logic behind 'using someone's own logic against them' and you took the wrong lesson from it and unironically did the criticism of the thing I was writing about... So, you know... Dumb. Dumb and bad."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 14, 2025