laggy noob

A laggy noob is a roblox player that teleports, lags, and doesn’t know how to plays a game.

Laggy noob: *teleports
Actual player: HEY STOP BEING A LAGGY NOOB

by Clochy December 31, 2020

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Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

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osu! noob

you use mouse.

or

you don't know how to play 2 star maps and you use your keyboard and mouse to play.

Person 1: hey that guy is an osu! noob
Person 2: how did you know?
Person 1: he used a mouse and zx keys, of course

by quinetn November 10, 2021

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noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.

The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.

by cbanowsky October 1, 2012

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