Noob Veteran

A Player who has been playing for a prolonged period of time but is still either mediocre or bad

I'm one of those Noob Veterans, I've been playing this game for like 5 years and I still don't have a win.

by Fudjdjjskskdjf September 15, 2019

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osu! noob

you use mouse.

or

you don't know how to play 2 star maps and you use your keyboard and mouse to play.

Person 1: hey that guy is an osu! noob
Person 2: how did you know?
Person 1: he used a mouse and zx keys, of course

by quinetn November 10, 2021

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What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

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Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations

"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"

by vert343 September 16, 2018

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Noob apocalypse

When a Tom of new players join your game and asks you questions that make you feel awkward.

(An example of a noob apocalypse)
1Noob:how do you play? /you: well you ju-
3Noob :how can I win? /you:umm you just

need t—
3Noob:how do you get those items? /you: ;-;

by Fnaftail28 March 12, 2019

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