never be like

statement that someone won't be in a relationships ever again.

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, i'll never be like...

by yunglilposer April 22, 2020

never be like

It's the statement that means that someone won't be in a relationships ever again

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, it sucks, i will never be like :(

by yunglilposer April 22, 2020

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2022

never together

A state of mind that determines two given people will never enter a romantic relationship.

He had the position of never together--she was too old for him anyway, he thought.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 17, 2022

I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.

"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."

by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021

Together We’ll Never

When I takes a look around
I see the whole world going down
From the look in your eyes I can tell
You see what I'm seeing
Once again I start to sink
I reach for you, my missing link
Like it or not, I'll keep you going down with me

You came to me
Dying to save my soul
But there was nothing
Nothing for you to grab a hold
You thought you faith was strong enough
To save a drowning man
You lost your footing reachin' for my hand
You lost your faith when I pulled you in
Gave you nothing to believe in

Together we'll never
Together we'll never
Have to see the world again
Together we'll never
Together we'll never
Have to see the world again

Together we'll never have to see the world
Together we'll never see the world again
Together we'll never have to see the world
Together we'll never see the world again

Tooled with damnation I
Penetrated your soul
Knew you needed something to fill
That gaping hole
So I gave you nothing, everything I had
Is that why your pretty little eyes are
Lookin' so sad

Together We’ll Never
Understand
Together we'll never
I had
Have to see the world again
To pull you down
Together we'll never
It gets so lonely
Together we'll never
Have to see the world again
With nothing to believe in
Nothing

by Death Menace February 24, 2023