Spamming

The act of cutting a hole in a can of spam and having sex with it.

I cought Billy spamming behind the chicken coop.

by BbySuge November 29, 2021

Spear Goblin Spam

A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.

Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?

Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?

by unused username February 14, 2024

Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.

by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019

Spam

A cube of the sad parts of the pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.

Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.

It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”

The homeless dude: “Please help me”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”

by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023

drunk spam

When a person who otherwise lives a seemingly boring life messages ridiculous bullshit to others while drunk, with aim to embellish their inhibited state in an effort to appear more interesting and fun.

That person is trying to prove they’re having a good time by sending out meaningless “Drunk Spam”.

by xcrozx December 22, 2021

spam shooter

A party drink originating from central Augusta which takes the party to the next level by combining your favorite alcohol with a can of spam. The instructions are to (1) pour your favorite alcohol in a shot glass, (2) take a bite of spam and take a couple of chews of the salty cured meat without swallowing, (3) take the shot and swallow the chewed up spam with the alcohol and (4) high five your friend.

We were at the party and the spam shooters were on point

by DeSkreet May 13, 2021

Unread mail spam

When you have hundreds of unread mail.

Sorry no examples of unread mail spam
Watch this instead:
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by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021