Mickey Mouse Key Pass

When a man tit fucks a woman and then he pulls on her ears until he makes her make a "ha ho" noise like mickey mouse
Mike-Hey chuck have you tried a mickey mouse key pass yet?
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...
by Cat Boy October 1, 2010
mugGet the Mickey Mouse Key Passmug.
What may happen to your wireless mouse if you are looking at porn.
Eileen was looking at porn and she was horrified to look down and see a White Sticky Wireless Mouse
by E-Z N January 12, 2006
mugGet the White Sticky Wireless Mousemug.

rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust
oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse
by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008
mugGet the rusty computer mousemug.
The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.
"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"
by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008
mugGet the The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trapmug.
a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke
"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"
by hip's hip March 28, 2003
mugGet the the old bloody mouse trickmug.
An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .
That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.
by Foodcritic August 7, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate mallow mouse poopmug.

mickey mouse dat ass

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound
Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass
by Nomadic asshole October 7, 2020
mugGet the mickey mouse dat assmug.

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