Minge

British slang for vagina

"Your minge is amazing"

by Dildoswaggins380 December 30, 2021

Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Ming scafidi

My squish squish

Ming Scafidi is mine :)

by Walle2001 November 22, 2021

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

Minge

Collective noun for a group of beavers.

Look over by the river! I can see a whole minge of beavers about to bite the tree down.

by Steve507 June 30, 2024

Minge

A word used for vagina in England, usually in the more common places, the less sophisticated areas.

"Mate, her minge was so tight!"

by hafronboy February 19, 2018

Minge

British slang for vagina, or another slang word pussy.
The Female body part vagina

Person: "im gonna do her hard in teh minge"
person2: "i didnt ask...gross"

by SHATTERING December 29, 2022