Mingeing

Portmanteau. Whinging like a cunt. Or cunty whinging.

Fucking hell hon, it was pathetic. I told him we were over and he was on the phone mingeing away at me.

by Thatcymraes September 27, 2022

Minge

a car

brandon: i am going to go get a new minge today, what colour do you have?
oliver: i have a white minge but i prefer grey

by jxrdan January 19, 2021

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

Ming

God of the lower tier demons.

Ming, the god of all the lower demons, beware for your lives!

by PooCowy May 13, 2021

Minge floss

When the thong slips between the lips and rubs while she walks

She walked faster to minge floss

by Oisay December 1, 2021

minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 18, 2010

minge

A minge is a quite extravagant-looking hat. It is often bright colors and looks somewhat like a large bucket hat or sun hat. the brim of a minge is called a vulva. the vulva is often stiff after purchase but becomes looser when broken in.

Hey Josh, look at that Minge!!

What color is your Minge?

Wow! You minge is way overused! the vulva is so floppy!!

by guapfather September 20, 2022