Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.

That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:

by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017

Ming

A beautiful Asian young lady who is known for being quiet in public .But once u get to know her , she will be the most nicest toxic person you ever met.she likes to get her life together,she reminds u of those cute dolls in the shop that u always wanted when u were little,she can may get a little sensitive at times.

Ming is a good girl

by Richard Cowell November 21, 2021

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019

Wall of Minge

When a woman cock-blocks another woman ie, the female version of a cock-block.

Girl get with him, I'm goin' to erect Wall of Minge on that bitch's ass

by Minge Ninja November 22, 2011

Ming

A person that resembles a four leaf clover. You’re considered to be lucky if you had the chance to meet them.

Take care ming

by Emptybottles November 24, 2021

Ming Jie

The most stupidest guy you can ever meet. He's extremely fat. DO NOT TRUST HIM. Stay away from him, or you will regret it. I won't be saying why. Find out yourself.

Person 1:I lost a lot of money!
Person 2:What happened?
Person1:I was friends with Ming Jie.....

by toHADESwithyouall May 26, 2022