Midnight Naf

He who nafs at midnight

I can't be the midnight naf I have to be home at 11.

by Swag420Blazememlg August 1, 2019

Midnight

An awesome owner of PrimeRP with Badger

Badger: You know Midnight is owner?
RDMer: Ear rapes

by FakeJoke November 17, 2019

Midnight

Someone who seems pretty mean and edgy, but means well. No they don't, fuck you.

Brad: Woah, don't be such a Midnight, dude!
Dude: Fuck off, bitch.

by Some person, somewhere. December 5, 2019

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

by Djukster December 30, 2019

Midnightshadowlight9

A very positive and brilliant date. A girl that makes her man feel good. Bonding in a likable match. Perfection in relational matters as a women for a man to date.

At midnightshadowlight9 we were the happiest couple in the group and felt really positive.

by Midnightrainshadow May 12, 2020

Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

by Brandoine May 18, 2020