stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.

“y’all are like stoner-mates”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

de-mating call

when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)

oh shit victoria's coming over
fuck
gotta get the de-mating call out

by nohateonlyloveguysdontworry April 18, 2019

mate

british guy

mate am British guy yay

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

no mates

"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.

It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.

Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)

Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya

by MyGoodFriendHoward October 28, 2021

life mate

Similar to a life vest, an inflatable doll for gay men.

"You spent Friday night listing the football squad to see what cover we had if anyone got injured?"
"Julian, why don't you get a life mate!"

by Skando January 28, 2007

Womb-mates

When two guys have impregnated the same girl.

Ricky and I are womb-mates, we both had kids with the same girl

by DryLog November 25, 2022

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025