I'm festively plump

The response when someone calls you fat...

Dude 1: Daym girl...why are you so fat?
Dude 2: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump

by thegirlthatkrumps December 23, 2010

I'm HIV positive

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.

Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.

by OMGary March 15, 2008

I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

I'm A Problem

Someone who performs exceedingly well in competitions resulting in competitors feeling inadequate.

Used as a term of endearment.

Variation:
I'm a bit of a problem
I'm being a bit problematic

I'm a problem on the icerink

by ManPadAndHisCore May 21, 2022

M.C PacMan Diverse

A Young and Energized young Artist of music Known For street like lyrics and is quoted on saying "follow me im the one to lead" that can be defined in his beliefs a Lover of God and Known rapping about his faith in god Political , smart , and raps about importance of this world is little to say the least about PacMan Diverse

PacMan Diverse M.C PacMan Diverse

by EarToUndergroundMusic November 22, 2010

I'm ma peel yo head

The phrase "I'm ma peel yo head" means that you are about to kick someone's ass.

Instead of "I'm gonna kick your ass" one might say "I'm ma peel yo head, mane!"

by The Objective May 2, 2010

Nigga I'm callin police

Phrase that protects you from black thugs

Nigga: Hey mufuka give me that shit or I cut yo throat

Man: Nigga I'm callin police

by Chief Nigiris October 8, 2011