Brother-in-law

"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"

"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"

by nestnestsoto May 26, 2020

Boyfriend-in-law

When your wife is a whore that can't make it through your military tour without getting dick, so she ends up obtaining a boyfriend to fill in her dickspace despite her marital vows.

My boyfriend-in-law fucks my wife while I go fight for my country.

by Cuntrybarb787 October 25, 2019

Daughter-in-law

A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears

My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water

by Histeria February 3, 2010

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

Shiva's Law

Whatever women say is true abut all men is usually true about themselves. Epic levels of gender projection.

- Men just aren't in touch with their feelings!
- But why are you crying?
- .....I don't knooooow!!
- Wow lady, that's Shiva's Law

by Anna_Cherry June 13, 2016

Laws of salvage

Commonly used in lunch rooms, these are the words said when one has a food item that they do not wish to consume. One says "laws of salvage" and throws the item into the center of the table, allowing anyone who wants said item to take it as their own.

Guy: I dont want this apple. *toss* Laws of salvage!

All: *scramble for apple*

by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008

Obama's Law

A term that originated from Godwin's Law, Obama's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will blame Obama. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Obama's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"Hey did you see that car wreck the other day?"
"Yeah I did, thanks a lot Obama."
"It wasn't Obama's fault."
"Well, that's Obama's Law."

by I Am Mamba June 3, 2016