Land of Lincoln

First, you find a girl who you may have a grudge against. Then get your wallet ready, blow it all over her face, and smack that 5 dollar bill right on her forehead to lay down the land. And send her packing.

Bernice found herself on the Land of Lincoln last night before I started running away.

by The Martitian January 5, 2011

Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.

"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"

by icondropout October 16, 2014

Doonie Land

Wherever Gom is its about a 50 yd area around him

If you are around Gom you are in Doonie Land

by Weeb_of_the_Mild_Variety October 1, 2021

space landing

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.

Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.

by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008

land the load

to cum all over a girls face

man last night dun land the load and she had jizz all over her face

by justinaimers June 24, 2008

drift lands

A barren area for practicing drifts in acar without risking lives other then your own.

Does Manchester have any drift lands? Want to learn to drift good right after I get a car.

by Markavian January 17, 2009

Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019