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Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.
Jonathan is kind friend.
by Tutter November 26, 2021
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Jonathan

jonathan is my ex, i still have so much love for him, when we were together he was so loving but when we broke up he just turned into this evil person that only stays around for a matter of time. This is R.
jonathan is my manipulative gaslighting loving ex.
by remy. C March 23, 2025
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Jonathan West

That one violin kid who always plays at school
Oh look, Jonathan West is playing his violin.
by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022
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Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you
Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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Jonathan

Hella sexy and one of the best people you will meet. Everyone he meets loves his humor and charm. Can get along with jocks skaters and Emos(basically everyone) even with his anxiety and insecurities. Jonathan is one of the best people you will ever meet.
Person 1: Hey isn’t that Your bf Jonathan?
Me: Yea he knows EVERYONE
by JonnieLover103 June 9, 2025
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jonathan penis

by deezies November 12, 2023
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Jonathan

A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge
“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”
by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018
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