Jonathan

Jonathan is a kinda good looking guy, but he is such a nerd. He is the side character of your main character story, but he is the greatest npc you`ll meet. He loves saying "I swear" while he plays his favorite games. He doesn`t like people in the spectrum, but likes showers.

Who is that?
Jonathan, my npc bestfriend!

by sapsa September 27, 2022

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a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024

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Jonathan

The love of my life.
I hope.

Jonathan, I admire him. <3

by 𝐴 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑘 *𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓴* October 30, 2021

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Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch

Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself

by Fioana November 6, 2020

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Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.

Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.

by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024

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