An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
by Raine tones August 14, 2011
A beautiful young lady. Always knows the right thing to say to make someone smile. Tender hearted, always looking to do the right thing. Entertaining and enjoyable to be around
Jessica Lace Carroll is BEAUTIFUL!
by TheOneAnonymousPerson May 28, 2011
by Anonymous9157111 December 07, 2015
she’s such a chloe jessica spratt
by chloesslut November 03, 2020
Niece of Stephen Spielberg, daughter of Nancy Spielberg. Is famous for her wild-partying antics and drunken rages. She is also a B-list porn star.
by Glaby March 31, 2008
Someone who dines endless hours on weekdays with her friends and sits in her apartment at night in a wife beater, lacy underwear and manolo blaniks writing a column that doesn't give readers any information just gives them a new question to contemplate. So basically in the real world there is no Sarah Jessica Parker!
Sarah Jessica Parker should be removed from the urban dictionary because these words don't have a definition!
by jazzyblues October 08, 2006
A phrase from the show Utopia, which aired in the uk in 2013. It was recently brought to popularity due to Pyrocynical's multi-hour video essay.
by weeb2324 November 19, 2021